Saturday, December 26, 2009

caroling

I love caroling..
i went for 1 night only.. T.T
i was busy with my work (help mumi)... abit sad..
lol..

i brought my camera because i wanted to take the pictures of christmas tree..
but sad.. there is only 1 house has it..



that's the only christmas tree..^-^

others??
all my pic..
ya ya!!
i'm vain aka zi lian aka perasan!! lol



*smile*



the wind blew my hair till like that. =.=!



i LOVE this.. looks like winter season!



closer look?



my hair.. =.= (zhong fen)



i like my lips colour!!



*vainnessss*



my head??



muah muah.. i wanna i wanna i wanna kiss him.. lol

i took some pic with Bernice too..
my buddy in church!!










Wednesday, December 23, 2009

你花心吗?

有一个小女孩的名字叫露西,她的家里很穷,所以露西的玩具只有一个,就是一个小熊玩 偶。
你认为露西是怎样得到这个玩偶的呢?
从垃圾场捡来的 to 1
妈妈帮她做的 to 2







1 有一天,露西的爸爸回家来,高兴地对家人说 :* 我赚到一笔大钱了 !* 你认
为露西的爸爸导师是怎样得到这笔钱的呢 ?
买公益奖券中了大奖 to 3
他所发明的东西大卖 to 4

2 有一天 , 露西的爸爸回家来,高兴地对家人说 :* 我赚到一笔大钱了 !* 你认为
这笔钱的金额大约会是多少 ?
可以一辈子不工作,到处游山玩水 to 4
可以 5 年不工作 to 5

3 结果露西变成了有钱人家的小姐,她的爸爸妈妈买了许多玩具给她。你想他
会最喜欢下面那一个玩具呢 ?
法国洋娃娃 to 6
家家酒蜗纷 ?to 7

4 露西变成了有钱人家的小姐,爸爸妈妈买了许多玩具给她。站在一堆新玩具
前, 露西喃喃自语说了哪句话 ?
应该先玩那个呢 ? to 6
真不敢相信,好象在做梦 to 8

5 露西变成了有钱人家的小姐,爸爸妈妈买了很多玩具给她 , 不过其实她还有
一个愿望。你想会是下面那一个呢 ?
想买新衣服 to 7
全家一起到高级餐厅用餐 to 8

6 有一天晚上,当露西正在漂亮的新家睡得香甜的时候 , 被放在房里角落的熊
宝宝突然站了起来,慢慢走向露西 .. 你觉得当时熊宝宝脸上的表情会是如何的呢
笑的很悲伤 to 9
哭泣着 to 10

7 有一天晚上 , 当露西正在漂亮的新家睡得香甜的时候 , 被放在房里角落的熊宝宝
突然站了起来,慢慢走向露西 . 突然它摸了露西一下。你觉得它会摸哪个部位呢 ?
脸颊 to 9
肩膀 to 11

8 有一天晚上 , 当露西正在漂亮的新家睡得香甜的时候 , 被放在房里角落的熊宝
宝突然站了起来,慢慢走向露西。熊宝宝对着露西说了一句话,它说了什么话 ?
太好了,露西 to 10
太过分了,露西 to 11

9 当露西醒来时,熊宝宝已经不在了。之后你想露西会怎么做 ?
她并没发现 , 所以什么也没做 A
赶紧跑出去找熊宝宝 B

10 当露西醒来时,熊宝宝已经不在了。你认为熊宝宝的真正身份是什么?
能为主人带来好运的魔法熊宝宝 C
天使化身的熊宝宝 D

11 当露西醒来时,熊宝宝已经不在了。露西的家会变成什么样子呢?
依旧很有钱,但家人关系变的很坏,经常吵架 E
又恢复到原来的破小屋 F




!!! ANSWERS PART !!!





A 出轨是家常便饭
你是个容易见异思迁的人,花心或移情别恋对你乃是天经地义的事,而且也不
会有什么罪恶感。就算有了正式的男友,还会跟别人来往,你还乐此不疲。因为你的
本性喜欢冒险,所以才会喜欢这 4'da 房里角落种刺激的感觉

B 你很容易被诱惑
你的花心程度较高,你意志不够坚定,如果对方热情的邀请你,你一定会陷下
去 . 不过,你会觉得有罪恶感,所以不会主动去勾引别人。你的理由就是 * 不好意
思拒绝他 *

C 你没勇气这么做
你很想移情别恋,但是没有勇气这么做。这并不是你的罪恶感在作祟,而是你
太胆小没有勇气这么做,只好将强烈的欲望压抑下来,所以老是听到你在说: * 我才
会花心呢! * 其实你还是有点心不甘情不愿的

D 错将友情当爱情
你的花心程度很低,不过有时也会有移情别恋的念头,但是你并不想背上背叛
情人 的罪名,所以不会这么做。但是你很容易错将友情当爱情,容易因关心而发展
出爱情,所以你要事实理清感觉,别把友情与爱情混淆了

E 怕麻烦所以不会花心
你的花心程度极低,只要有了情人,就不会和别的异性交往。这并不是因为你
是个专情的人,而是因为你很怕麻烦。万一偷偷跟别人交往,东窗事发了还得找一大
堆理由解释会很累,所以怕麻烦的你绝对不会自找麻烦

F 只对自己的情人感兴趣
你的花心程度等于零,简直可以说是世上最专情的人。你的眼里只有情人一
个,根本容不下其他的异性。就算有人想追你,你都可以视若无睹不为所动。不过你
也要求情人和你一样的忠心,万一他变心,你绝对不会放过他。

i got C. it's really "zhun"

『老爸的英文情書』

Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

翻譯:

親愛的王小姐
從看到你的第一眼,愛上你。
妳的眼睛閉上;我就死了,你的眼睛打开,我又活过来,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情
我想應該介紹一下自己。
我叫李大偉, 今年 25 (今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear。至於偉就翻成great吧!)
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。 )

喜歡妳的人




*原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ……

The Devil's Tool Sale

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price.
They were a treacherous lot of implements ...

Hatred, Envy, Jealousy,
Deceit, Lying, Pride,
And so on....

Laid apart from the rest was a harmless looking tool, it was well worn and priced very high. "What is the name of this tool?" asked one of the shoppers, pointing to it.

"That is

Discouragement

replied the devil.

"Why have you priced it so high?"

"Because it is more useful to me than the others.? I can pry open and get inside a man's heart with that, when I cannot get near him with my other tools. Once I get inside, I can make him do what I choose. It is badly worn because I use it on almost everyone, since very few people know that it belongs to me."

We are always out looking for a bargain, shopping all the sales that come along. Enticed into buying little needed or not needed items, because of the lower price. One point we should always remember.

Just because we can buy it..
Does not mean we should buy it.



The Lord tells us not to be Discouraged:


He gives strength to the weary,
And to him who lacks might He increases power.

Though youths grow weary and tired,
And vigorous young men stumble badly,
Yet those who wait for the Lord
Will gain new strength;

They will mount up with wings like eagles,
They will run and not get tired,
They will walk and not become weary.

Isaiah 40: 29 -31

Friday, December 4, 2009

~CRYING~


"LOVELY WEATHER FOR DUCKS" means rainy weather~
haha.. i'm having this weather~
lovely weather for Shirly??

i knew that!!

I KNEW THAT!!!
I KNEW THAT!!!
I KNEW THAT!!!
the thing that I've been expecting happened, happened, HAPPENED!!!

I was very angry, angry, ANGRY!!!
and jealous, jealous, JEALOUS!!

i wan to cry, cry, CRY!!!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

potong saja la~

potong~
potong potong potong~
potong saja la~

duh, Mrs Ang can u pls potong the line..
the connection is so DAMN SLOW..
very PEK CHEK ah~

potong potong potong~

my hair

i straightened my hair..
HAPPY!!
but i look funny..
my face looks very big..
=.=''' speechlesssssss~

stay away from my life!!

STAY AWAY FROM MY LIFE!!
and i will be grateful...

do i really mean it??
i don't know..

i want u to get out from my life.. but
in other way round, i don't wanna lose u...
cant let go..

i love u but i hate u too~

besties

dears, i miss u all..
miss those days that we had during form5..
we laugh together, we cry together n we gila together...
*hugs*

miss you

i miss u~
i wanted to say it out but no longer have the guts to tell u..
miss u a lot.. just keep it in my heart.. shhh~
i don't think u have the same way towards me.. haha

Thought that u'll find me..
i was wrong..
u did not find me at all..
After three days, u find me~
i was very HAPPY but ANGRY too..
u find me because of ur "gong shi".. grrr...
me, no longer in ur heart..
i am nothing to u..
but U R MY EVERYTHING~
haha.. sound stupid..
*silly girl*